Life before the computer

a memory was something that you lost with age

an application was for employment
a program was a TV show
a cursor used profanity
a keyboard was a piano
a web was a spider's home
a virus was the flu
a CD was a bank acount
a hard drive was a long trip on the road
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and if you had a 3,5 inch floppy
... you just hoped nobody found out.