Joke 1
A brunette and a blonde are observing a guy passing by them. The brunnette looks at the guy's hair and says: "He'd need some head and shoulders..."
The blonde thinks for a while and then asks: "How do you give shoulders?"
Joke 2
Linux is like wigwam: no windows. no gates, Apache inside.
Joke 3
My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell?
Awful'
Joke 4 (this one is best!)
After numerous rounds of „We don't even know if Osama is still alive,“ on TV, Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message: VWVSO – 370HSSV-0773H.
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NASA.
Eventually they asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down"
Joke 5
Victor and Leah were an elderly couple who had been dating for some time. One day, they decided it was finally time to get married. But first, they needed to discuss how their marriage might work. They talked about finances, living arrangements, health and finally, their conjugal relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" Victor asked Leah, with a smile on his face.
"Oh, I like to have it infrequently," replied Leah.
Victor thought about this and then asked, "Was that one word or two?"
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